One thing I’ve noticed about bisexual women is they often haven’t had the chance to develop the craydar that a man their age would.

I just spent the evening consoling a friend who got her heart broke by a straight girl who, it turned out liked her attention but wasn’t being all that sincere about wanting a connection or a relationship.

And it was interesting because to me,  the *moment* I met her misamour a hundred different details stood up and shouted “Here Be Dragons”  but my friend just didn’t see it, and therefore got blindsided.

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Fortunately her friends and I were able to administer 300-ccs of merlot and 100 grams of chocolate and send the patient safely home to bed…

 

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Two weeks ago I started back with the Bujinkan school, turns out my Judo and Jujistu are still strong but my striking and evasion sucks monster balls. As evidence of this Thursday night Sensei Dillon accidentally kicked me in the pelvis so hard I peed a little. So, there’s that.

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Have found a barber in Auckland that knows how to do a decent razor fade (the Iraqi guys at the corner of Dominion and Valley roads). Something about being a nation of guys with fine dark hair and a willingness to cut muthafcukas means Middle Eastern dudes make kickass barbers. Tested and approved.

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Spent a week in Welly, eating soul food, walking dogs, and huddling in the hotel against the Worst Weather Evar.
Em got to act out on her crush on Princess Tara, I got to act all smug and yenta-ish that they hit it off , and help a little bit in the resulting shenanigans.

Not the weekend I would have planned (due to PT having some Family Stuff), but all in all a nice way to round out the holidays.

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